Jump Start.

Relationships make me want to hurl. Really, I don't care if you love your baby boo, no need to post it all over facebook. No need to create unwanted drama.

Seriously, if I want to be with someone... why is it the rest of the internet's business? Chances are I won't marry the person. So then there will be a huge diabolical regarding the break-up where everyone writes things like, "I'm sorry if you need me I'm here" or "Hit me up" or they "like" it. Honest to goodness, I don't think that you really are there. We broke up, big deal, it does not mean I need you to rescue me. I don't want you to. I figure things out on my own. The guy and I don't need your input.

As for the other comments, grow a pair, get off your computer and go meet people. Sorry, but if you approach me via the internet I am going to laugh in your face and be like sorry man, not happening. Most likely, you are exactly the same as the rest of the manginas I have dated and in case you were wondering, I like men not boys or manginas.

I guess I am like the stereotypical man in this situation. I like the opposite sex, but why complicate a good thing? I don't need a word to define what I have with someone. If I am committed to the person why put a label on it. Last time I checked I wasn't an inanimate object that needs labeling, I am a human being and I am far more complex than that. Not to mention, I get bored. Easily. So, if I decide meh I am totally ok with not continuing to see you, it's not a messy a break-up where we have to change statuses and all that jazz, instead it's a mutual agreement.

I just can't stand drama and relationships bring that. I am not saying that all relationships are bad, my goodness there have been a few of mine that I loved. I had a great time and the guy and I are still friends... but that is a rare occurrence. Trust me, the rage and tears and all the horrible things that come from breaking up isn't worth it.

Dr. Seuss says, "Don't cry because it's over but smile because it happened..." I guess he never dated a mangina. It's more along the lines of cringe because it happened. You were just jaded by the fact they were so sweet... jaded by the fact that he was so sensitive and caring... Honestly, it was because he was more of a woman that you ever were. I need some testosterone so I don't know why I always go for the stereotypical girlman better yet, girlboy.

Is it too much to ask for? All I want is:

1. A Man
2.  Physical/Mental Attraction
3. Testosterone
4. Non-Douchebaggish Qualities
5. Intelligence

I guess it is....Seriously, where have the good men gone? Why couldn't I live a few decades ago when all men were able to fix a car and were strong and actual men? With the internet and such everything has become so feminine and easy... all the guys have become softies and achieved a whole new level of manginaness.

Seriously, I dated this one kid, he was what I thought was the stereotypical farm boy. He was tall tan from the middle of no where... and he didn't even know how to jump start a car? Seriously?

I apologize that I watch sports, that I know how to fix several things on my car, that I am not the average girl. I get told on a frequent basis that I shock people with my knowledge of random "man" stuff. Well, what shocks me is that this "man" stuff is not even known by most men!

What has happened to society? Seriously.